I’m Back!!!
Oh Boy!! I'm back from the best vacation ever!! Actually, it was my first vacation ever, but never you mind that. I can't wait to tell you all about it, but Daddy wants to go to bed. What a boob. Stay tuned!!!
I’m On Vacation
Hey Fam! I'll be on vacation for a few days - no updates till Monday. Don't miss me too much!!!
More of My Friends!!
Me and Amanda (weird - I think that's Mommy's real name too)
Hi Guys!!! Don’t get jealous or anything, but I think I made a boatload of new friends last week!
Me and Jacques
What's "running game?" Mommy said to let her know if my new buddy Nicolas ever started "running game" on me....
Whoa - cool toy, huh? I think I have one like this but it's different.
Remind me to ask the twins where they got these pimped out swings - they're a little better than the one I have at home.
Making friends is exhausting - ya heard??
Tummy Time
Anyone want to tell me when I can move around like you big people? Your legs support your weight, you switch speeds at will, and I’ve seen some of you do some crazy things on your legs that I haven’t figured out yet.
I feel like I’ve put in my time. I want to make a decision, commitment, and follow through with some of my get from A to B goals. Alas – all that happens when I want to go somewhere by myself is this:
First Bffe Sponsored Onesie
Greetings my homies in Christ! Above I am wearing my first Bffe decorated onesie. This Official “Queen Bffe” Onesie was brought to you by none other than Ms. Kerry Jean O’Connor AKA Mrs. Rich Douglas. Just an FYI, I’m not upset over wearing this awesome onesie. No, I’m reacting to Mommy telling me that this was the only BFFE sponsored onesie that fits at me present. Bummer. Enjoy your day!!
Sad News
- Hey gang. It is with the heaviest of hearts that I deliver some awful news in regards to my wardrobe. Daddy tried to dress me in this beautiful number I’m sporting here yesterday, but I was devastated to discover that I had outgrown it. Daddy seemed happy and sad at the same time – he said it was a watershed moment. I think ‘watershed’ means that me and Daddy cry at the same time….cause that’s exactly what happened. Alas. At least this duckie outfit was captured digitally so that I can treasure it forever. R.I.P. Duckfit….*sniffle*
New Toy!
Oh Hi suckas! Listen, I'm having a hard time with this new toy I have. It swings me side to side, has a soundtrack, and a mobile. On paper it's pretty cool, and I've had some good times in it. The only thing is, Mommy and Daddy seem to think that I want to be in there when I'm in a bad mood. Not so. Could you tell them to get it together please???
So check me out here - chillin' like champagne right? The first few minutes in this thing are usually pretty dope -
- that is of course unless I'm hungry, tired, and constipated simultaneously (which is 89% of my life). You try getting on a ride at Six Flags under those circumstances and see how you do.
Then again, I'm a baby. Lucky for me I have the ability to pass out under duress.
Yeah gang, I guess I'm stumped on the final verdict of this thing....
For now I'll grin and bear it for the old folks' sake.....I think they could use a win.
My Not So Greatest Hits, Vol. I
Oh Hi Guys! Listen, I'm cute right? You think so? Well Mommy and Daddy think so too. And you know who else does? ME. I AM indeed cute, and I'm not afraid/ashamed to tell you so. However, Daddy told me that I have to learn humility. I don't know what in sam hill humility is - Daddy told me he learned it trying to get a date for prom. Anywho, I'm guessing humility means putting embarrasing pictures of myself on the internet. Oh well. In this post in honor of Daddy's lesson in humility I present you some of my not so great moments in film. If you think the shot of me here suggests drug use, you haven't seen anything yet.
Why not start off strong? This is by far the most horrible picture of me. I took some pretty good shots with Nana, but I must've blacked out or something when the photo was snapped.
Yeah Yeah Yeah, chuckle it up. I was only a few minutes old. Let's see your newborn photos.
My skin is still a work in progress. Remind me to find out what an elephant is. I hear that word whenever the topic of my skin comes up.
Can't a girl just be mad sometimes?
Party at My Crib (Crib – get it?)
Dig it:
Yesterday (Sunday 5/15) I turned a month old. Whoops! My Bad! Meant to tell you to sit down before I told you that. Anyway, yeah, I’m a month more mature. I had a busy day as you’ll see below:
Well, the truth of the matter is, I didn't do diddly yesterday. Mommy and Daddy wanted to do something called a photo shoot, but I was pooped from pooping.
Babies of the World, don't let those grown-ups tell you that life is tough. I think I got it figured out.
As you well know, I hate baths. I hate water. I hate the shivers I get from baths and water. So I let the old folks know that there was no way my name was going to be in a sentence with the word bath on the one month anniversary of my born day. I can't be certain, but I'm pretty sure anyone with their windows open in my zipcode that night knew how I felt about a bath yesterday.
So during my holy day, while I wasn't eating or making room in my belly for more food, I slept......
....and slept......
....and slept. Take that Mommy and especially you Daddy. Class dismissed.
My Crew of Homies Just Keeps Growing Deeper
Paula did the honors of posing w/me for my first official BFFE pic
Me and Ms. Kai
Me and Mr. Kai
Me and Sonya
Stone Cold Chillin’
I sure do love me some hip hop - I think I'll be a DJ when I grow up. I've already perfected my scratching motion with my left hand.
