The PeneloPEChronicles

Hi everyone!

Would someone please tell me what Christmas is? I’m at wits end trying to get to the bottom of it. 

First off, ever since I heard the word “Christmas” for the first time, Mommy and Daddy started putting weird things around the house. I never would have told them I loved trees if I knew they were gonna put one in the house and throw crap all over it. The weird nature of the tree in my home is nothing compared to my parents hanging their weird socks on the wall. What’s more is that they took one of mine and hung it too.

I’m only going to get upset if I try to figure out why we made our house look like a fire truck for this Christmas hooey and applesauce…

Mommy and Daddy said Christmas is a ‘special’ time. If it’s so special, why are we all dressed like jerks in front of the random tree with crap all over it? 

The kicker is that they say this crap lasts for 12 days which means the crapfest isn’t over. What oh what will be next? I’ll let you know, but I’m not excited to find out…..

In case you didn’t know, your girl Penelope is moving!

Hi and hello neighbors!

I forgot to tell you about a recent Hoboken trip I took to tear down the roof with my cousins, and wish Aunt Becca a happy birthday. I’ll tell you all about it while you finish your online Christmas shopping……

Akash and Adiya threw me a concert!

They had some technical difficulty…..

A glorious encore.

When the concert was over we were off to Fantasyland. Akash and Adiya call it Kidville. Any place with a million toys and boys is Fantasyland in my book. I was a bit nervous, but Adiya said all was good……

…and when Mommy gave me the okay, I gave in to the party.

Looking at my cousins….

…man oh man – they run like the wind!

Adiya: Penny

Me: yes?

Adiya: Let’s give mommy/Aunt Becca some birthday love!

Me: I was just about to say!

WOOT WOOT!

Maybe we went too far? Naah!

Now if you’re sitting at home wondering why your weekends/birthdays aren’t the fabulous celebrations like the one in this post…..

Akash wants you to know it’s because this family is one of a kind…..

I bet you gals and guys thought I was gone for the holidays. Umm, duh, I love you! And thus, I return to the internet (and I think I know what the internet is now….maybe).

My hardcore followers out there may recall that I went on vacation recently. It was incredible. I haven’t had this much fun since Pop Pop gave me ice cream (sorry to out you Pop Pop – Daddy makes me say some of these things). 

Before I get to the fun parts of the trip, I have a warning for any of you who want to go on vacation. I don’t want to talk about it too much, but the trip to where we were was abominable (I asked Daddy for a word worse than ‘terrible’). I didn’t know who was driving the big bird, Mommy and Daddy were in my space a bit much (even for them), I couldn’t see where we were going, and we were surrounded by over a million people who saw me almost go into shock. 

 Be warned….vacation costs.

Now then…..when the ball got rolling, the fun didn’t stop. It was warm enough for me to wear my bathing suits again and take fun walks through our hotel.

My favorite parts of the trip were swimming…..

…..hanging by the pool….

……swimming…..

….hanging by the pool….

……swimming…..

…..and hanging by the pool. 

The bed in our hotel room was out of this world! Almost as fun as the swimming!

Daddy took me by the gym, but it really wasn’t my scene.

By the end of the vacation your girl Penelope was exhausted.

The ride home was a little bit different…..in a good way. More space, less people, and I got to eat off of Mommy and Daddy’s plate. They didn’t even have plates on the way down!

They said were were in first class this time. 

???

Well, first class sure did taste good. This is the way I want to ride big bird from now on.

And then, just like that, vacation was over. I told Mommy I wanted another one. She said that she felt the same way. Can’t wait to do it again!

Hey Dudes and Dames!!

We’re still publishing around here on a doo doo budget. All the fun pics from my vacation will be brought to your living rooms, laptops, desktops, phones, tablets, and the rest of the digital universe. Till then, you kids sit tight….take it easy on the egg nogg.

Please don’t hate me for these technical difficulties….you still love me?

Hey Guys,

We landed earlier today, and your girl Penny is bummed! I’ll give you the lowdown on my vacation soon, but I might need a couple of days to swallow leaving Pleasure Island *sniffle*

Talk soon.

Heeeeelllllllloooooooo!

I am in Penny Paradise and I can’t wait to tell you all about it! Until then, here are a couple of pics to hold you over….